Friday, December 29, 2006

New Year's Eve Plans

Mrs. Claus & I have decided to host a New Year's Eve party this year. We've hosted New Year's Eve parties in the past but never before have we decided to do so at the last minute like we have this year. As we typically do, we'll make it a fund raiser for charities. This year we'll raise money by charging a "cover" of $1,000 a person (includes transportation to the North Pole... so its a bargain) and running a Casino Night theme where all proceeds go to charity. We'll send out 500 or so invitations today via email. It should be fun but I can tell you that my relaxing week of watching American football bowl games was just blown away.

Of course, while I'll be at the party for most of the evening, I do have some New Year's Eve celebrations that I will be attending. So I'll do my share of darting around the globe on the 31st in addition to preparing for and attending the party. Keep an eye out for me if you are at one of the big celebrations in Tokyo, Paris, London, New York, Seattle, etc.

After the party and a day of watching New Year's Day bowl games on the 1st, it'll be back to work for a few days as we prepare to deliver presents to Eastern Europe, Egypt, and a few other regions of the world where they celebrate Christmas on January 7th. Then Mrs. Claus and I will head off to our Maui vacation.

Happy 2007!

Thursday, December 28, 2006

SANTA BLOG TO CONTINUE THROUGH YEAR

Press Release
For Immediate Release

SANTA BLOG TO CONTINUE THROUGH YEAR

North Pole, Inc. announced today that Chief Executive Officer Santa Claus will continue to update his blog through 2007. The current plan is to continue regular holiday updates through New Years Day and then continue with monthly updates January through October. Santa will return with daily-to-weekly updates in November.

Please Direct All Media Inquiries To Melody in Public Relations

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Grinching

Mrs. Claus & I just completed our "grinching".... that's what we call it when we take the decorations down. While the North Pole Village decorations will remain up through New Year's Day, Mrs. Claus & I decided to take our decorations down early this year. We used live trees in the house but they didn't seem to be doing too well... I wanted to get them out and planted as soon as possible. Also, we're headed off on January 2nd to Hawaii to begin a month long vacation and I didn't want to spend New Year's Day taking down the lights. I'd much rather watch American football bowl games all day.

I never realize how many decorations we actually put up until we start to take them down and put them up. I must have hauled 30 boxes down from the attic. Not to mention planting 6 Christmas trees. It is a full day event to "grinch". But I must admit, that as sad as it is for Christmas to be over, it sure feels good to be done with the grinching. Definitely this is a bitter sweet time of year. But I do have a nice long vacation to look forward to....

For those that are wondering, Cupid is fully recovered. She sends her thanks for all of the cards, emails, and other well-wishes she has received over the past few days.

Well... that's enough for now. I"ll keep you updated between now and New Years. After that, I'm probably going to go to a monthly update through October before returning to daily.

Good night.

- Santa

Monday, December 25, 2006

Whew

I hope it was a wonderful Christmas for all of you. It was certainly one of my best. With everything happening in this world, the Christmas holiday was exactly what the doctor ordered. If you've read the blog, you know we had a few little "hiccups" along the way last night but nothing we couldn't overcome. As Christmas Eve operations go, it was fairly smooth. The only thing I was really disappointed in was the battery inventory.... we ran out of batteries again this year. Every year we seem to underestimate the demand for batteries. 9v and AAA batteries are the worst. If you were one of those households this year where we fell short on batteries, I truly apologize. We'll definitely be re-visiting the calculations we use to determine our optimal inventory levels for batteries.

My Christmas day started about four hours after we landed back at the North Pole. Mrs Claus and I had to wrap up the Operations before we headed home for our traditional Christmas breakfast. For some reason, having a nice, leisurely-paced breakfast with Mrs. Claus after the long night and even longer Christmas Eve preparations seems like a luxury. I really start to relax. After breakfast we grab a quick nap before my senior staff come over for a Christmas day celebration. Its an intimate little gathering... just 20 or so of us (including guests), good food & drink, and a Holiday-season's worth of stories to tell on each other. I broke out of the party to give a couple of phone interviews... it seems a lot of folks want to hear how the Christmas Eve travels went.... but was able to enjoy most of the afternoon party with Mrs. Claus & the team.

After everyone left, I fell asleep on the recliner, next to a roaring fire, watching football... I had TiVo'd some of the EPL games that I didn't have a chance to watch during my Christmas Eve preparations (Of course, I'll be watching a lot of American football this next week with all of the bowl games scheduled).

Mrs. Claus woke me up in the early evening hours so I wouldn't sleep the night away. We went for a walk, hand-in-hand, around the Village to enjoy the lights and the lightly falling snow. When we got back from our walk, Mrs. Claus made hot chocolate while I brought in more wood for the fireplace. Once we got settled, with the fire once again roaring and the hot chocolate in our mugs, we exchanged gifts. Of course, two out of the three apparel gifts I bought her were the wrong size. UGH! That is why I typically avoid buying her clothes... I just can't seem to get it right and I know it frustrates her as much as it does me. But she did love her "big" gift.... and that made up for it all.

Well, Mrs. Claus has retired for the evening. I'm pretty tired but I wanted to check in with you before I take a 10 or 12 hour nap for the first time in a few months and wish you a very Merry Christmas before the day is over. I hope you have some time this week between Christmas and New Years Day to relax and re-energize for the new year ahead. If you do, take the time to focus on your blessings. If you find you are truly blessed... as I believe you will... make a point to share those blessings with someone else during these last days of the Holiday season.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

With Love, Santa

Merry Christmas

...and to all a Good Night!The last presents have been delivered, the last cookie eaten, the last glass of milk consumed, and the last stocking filled. Once we get the "all clear" signal from the North Pole Command Center, we'll point the sleigh due north and return home. I hope everyone has had as much fun this Christmas Eve as I have had tonight. Tomorrow is going to be the best Christmas ever!

Good night, all! I will not update my log until sometime late tonight.

"And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sins." - Matthew 1:21

Alaska

This will be one of my last updates for the night. We are headed north to Alaska after finishing up along the western coasts of North & South America. We have picked up a USAF escort again as we make the straight shot up the coast line. At the moment, we are approaching the equator and travelling at top speed. We are currently right on schedule after some creative re-routing by the Command Center and some extra effort by the reindeer team have allowed us to eliminate the time deficit we had earlier this evening.

If you are in Alaska, you should have been in bed several hours ago... but if you are not, you have a few minutes before I make my first stop there. And I have a couple of minutes to down another cup of Christmas Blend coffee :-)

Canadian West Coast

We are currently in Whistler, British Columbia. The North Pole Command Center has put us on a 5 minute hold due to air traffic around Vancouver. It's about -3 C.... a little chilly but much warmer than we experienced further north earlier this evening. I have to admit that if it weren't for the strict schedule, it sure would be tempting to squeeze in a quick run down the mountain (I'd probably run Blackcomb tonight, if I had my choice).

If you are on the western coast of North America, it is time to go to bed if you want me to stop at your house.

Sunday, December 24, 2006

Heading Over The Rockies

Denver sure looks alot better off than it did just a few days ago. The team that was dispatched there to pick up one of our cargo loads had said they could have mistaken it for the North Pole with the blizzard that was raging.

Well, we had a little excitement earlier tonight in Billings. As I was getting out of the sleigh at the second house we visited there, I heard a cracking noise underneath the sleigh. The reindeer all began to sniff and prance nervously. They're trained well so they did not take off in a panic but it was obvious they could sense something was wrong. Peter and Jolly - two of the elves that are travelling with me this year - immediately realized what was happening. In near perfect synchronization, they shouted the command for the reindeer team to lift off. The sleigh ripped up into the air. I had one leg in and one leg out as the sleigh jerked up. The next thing I knew, I was tumbling across the roof. I've made a few slips in my career... so getting some traction and stopping my fall is second nature. Nevertheless, I breathed a deep sigh of relief as I jammed my heel into the gutter, locked my leg, and came to a sudden halt on the edge of the roof. After I re-gained my composure, popped down the chimney, & delivered the gifts, I met Peter, Jolly, and the reindeer team on the front lawn.

I was still unclear exactly what had happened to warrant an emergency lift-off. Peter informed me that our scout team had miscalculated the weight that the roof could bear. The sleigh was about to bring the entire roof in. We were able to get away with out any serious harm but Mrs. Claus has dispatched an emergency engineering team (as well as our insurance agent) to the home to review whether or not there was any compromise to structural integrity.

Well... we're off to the other side of the Rockies. For you kids on the western side of the US, it is time to go to bed!

Visiting An Old Friend

I'm happy to report two quick updates....

First, our satellite uplinks have been repaired. The delays between my submission and the actual posting on the web log have been significantly reduced. Of course, you can continue to track me at www.santanorad.org as well.

Second, I just left Minneapolis. If you remember Billy from one of my earlier postings (see 11/27 post), you'll be glad to know that he is fully recovered from his stomach flu. And he did make the final "nice" list. It was "touch & go" there for a while as he spent much of the Holiday season on the naughty list. But he pulled it out the last couple of weeks. It was truly a lot of fun getting to drop off the new Ninentendo Wii that he wanted so badly... I could close my eyes and easily imagine the smile on his face when he sees it in the morning.

Middle America

We are currently completing deliveries just outside Shawnee, Oklahoma. We'll be heading to the Nebraska-based Replenishment Center before completing our US Central Time Zone deliveries. Cupid is doing well, though we are keeping her loaded up with liquids. The North Pole Command Center is currently working some modifications to our route after we leave the Nebraska Replenishment Center. There has been an unusually large number of houses through-out the middle part of the US that still had children awake. When kids are still awake, we pass the house and come back later. We can only try that a few times before we have to abandon the house and move on to the next city (or county) in order to stay on schedule. Mrs. Claus and the Command Center team are working various scenarios for us to double back through Arkansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma. Once they've settled on a plan, they'll download the new mapping instructions to my on-board GPS.

Oops.. I almost forgot again... Rudolph has been asking me to tell all of you that he extends a thank you on behalf of the entire Reindeer team for all the reindeer snacks (carrots, apples, dry dog food, etc.).



North Pole Inc. Webmaster Note: Santa's Updates Are Currently Being Posted On A Slightly Delayed Basis (approx 30 min) Due To Technical Difficulties With The Satellite Uplinks. Remember You Can Also Track Santa At www.santanorad.org

North America

I am currently in US Airspace and enjoying the escort of two fighter jets, courtesy of NORAD and the USAF. We are finishing up our deliveries just outside Yarmouth, Maine and shortly will head to our next Replenishment Center in New Hampshire. The night has had its challenges but we are getting back on track. Cupid joined us in Nova Scotia and we are now only about 12 minutes behind schedule. We had a little confusion regarding the flight plan crossing the Atlantic. As a result, several of the trans-Atlantic routes had to be diverted. And we continue to experience technical difficulties with the uplinks... communications back to the command center have been prioritized due to this... so, some of my updates may experience a slight delay. But I encourage you to keep reading.

Mrs. Claus and the North Pole team have confirmed a 100% delivery rate for Asia and the Pacific countries now that all children in that region have recieved their deliveries. The North Pole Command Center also reports that as children are starting to awaken across Europe, the call center lines are starting to light up and the positive reports are flowing in. Kids along the eastern US seaboard, please be on alert that I will be arriving at your location shortly. Time to go to bed.

North Pole Inc. Webmaster Note: Santa's Updates Are Currently Being Posted On A Slightly Delayed Basis (approx 30 min) Due To Technical Difficulties With The Satellite Uplinks. Remember You Can Also Track Santa At www.santanorad.org

Over The Atlantic

We are now over the Atlantic Ocean and I'm updating my web log from the on-board computer. Plans for Cupid have changed yet again. Due to weather changes along our planned route, she is now going to join us in Nova Scotia. We are currently travelling through a rough storm. We left the African continent a few minutes ago. We headed north to work out way back up to the North Atlantic and across. It is growing particularly cold up here as we progress. I have a thermos of Starbucks Christmas Blend to keep me going though. Overall, we are making good time. I regret to say though that I have had several real-time updates to the naughty and nice on-board database. 22 addresses have been removed from my list of places to stop in North America. Kids - please make sure you are behaving your parents today.

North Pole Inc. Webmaster Note: Santa's Updates Are Currently Being Posted On A Slightly Delayed Basis (approx 30 min) Due To Technical Difficulties With The Satellite Uplinks. Remember You Can Also Track Santa At www.santanorad.org

Africa

I love Africa. What a great & divese continent!

We are currently at one of our African Replenishment Centers and I have just received the best news of the day. Cupid will be re-joining us before we cross the Atlantic. She'll be with us across all of North & South America. The doctors were surprised at her quick recovery but attribute the significant turn around to the re-hydration. We are looking forward to seeing her!

I have to get going but please know that the reindeer are working unbelievably hard. We have gained by 11 minutes since my last update and are currently only 36 minutes behind schedule.

North Pole Inc. Webmaster Note: Santa's Updates Are Currently Being Posted On A Slightly Delayed Basis (approx 30 min) Due To Technical Difficulties With The Satellite Uplinks. Remember You Can Also Track Santa At www.santanorad.org

Cupid Update

We departed our last Replenishment Center without Cupid after doctors determined that the odds of her continuing the journey were less than 25%. We are now 47 minutes behind schedule but have learned - now that we are again airborne - that Cupid is doing much better now that she has been re-hydrated. The long-term prognosis is good, even though I believe we have seen the last of Cupid for the evening. Jingle is currently working plans to have a replacement reindeer meet us prior to leaving Africa and heading for North America.

North Pole Inc. Webmaster Note: Santa's Updates Are Currently Being Posted On A Slightly Delayed Basis (approx 30 min) Due To Technical Difficulties With The Satellite Uplinks. Remember You Can Also Track Santa At www.santanorad.org

Europe

We are currently at one of our European Replenishment Centers in eastern Europe. Due to security reasons, I can not tell you the exact location.

Cupid is currently being attended to by the medical team. She grew very sick on the last leg of the Asia continent. She said it started with stomach cramps but by the time we completed the leg and entered Turkey, she was having all kinds of stomach issues. The pain was so great, she was beginning to shiver. I initially thought she had a fever but the doctors here say she is not running a fever. She has now been diagnosed with food poisoning... I believe it was the dried fish from a house in Daejeon, South Korea. The doctors are currently determining how severe it is before determining how to proceed. At a minimum, we know she is suffering from dehydration as a result of the food poisoning. They are currently re-hydrating her through IVs. We are currently 22 minutes behind schedule due to the medical treatment. Jingle & Mrs. Claus are currently deliberating back at the North Pole Command Center on whether or not we should continue on without Cupid, which will slow us down further, or wait on her, which may delay us even further.

We'll keep you posted. In the meantime, please keep Cupid in your thoughts.

Asia

I am currently at the first Replenishment Center. Due to security reasons, the exact location must remain undisclosed.... all I can say is that I am in North East Asia at the moment. As the sleigh is being re-loaded, I'm taking a very brief break to update my web log. The reindeer have been showered and are eating before resuming flight.

We had a close call over the Pacific on the way out of the North Pole. A 747, flying the polar route from Hong Kong to the eastern US, failed to acknowledge our hailing. Rudolph had to lead us on an emergency dive in order to avoid a mid-air collision. Mrs. Claus tells me from the command center that she was monitoring air traffic control communications and the 747 pilot apparently thought the hailing was a prank instigated by a rival airline.

Thanks to the efforts of the reindeer team, we were able to re-gain the lost time and we are currently right on schedule. We'll be entering each time zone just an hour or so after dark.... so make sure you are getting to bed on-time to help ol' Santa stay on schedule.

I'm being told the sleigh is loaded and ready for take-off... so enough for now.

Remember you can track my travels today at www.noradsanta.org

On The Launch Pad

The sleigh is loaded and on the pad. All other orders are at their respective Replenishment Centers. The flight plan is confirmed. The reindeer are hitched to the sleigh. I am now on-board the sleigh and communicating my messages to this web-page via satellite communications.We are "All Systems Go" for lift-off. You can track my progress at http://www.santanorad.org/. I will also use the on-board computer to write periodic updates when I have the opportunity.

"Now Dasher! now Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen! On Comet! on Cupid! on Donder and Blitzen!"

Christmas Eve Operation Officially Underway!

This is my FAVORITE day of the year! It is just after midnight on Saturday, December 24th. Operation Christmas Eve is now fully underway. The entire North Pole crew is in full gear for the next 24+ hours. Many - myself, Mrs. Claus, and the senior elf staff included- started around 4am this morning and we'll just work all the way through. Close to 48 hours of no sleep. But we are powered by pure, high-octane Christmas Spirit. I am about to walk over to the sled inspection. The reindeer are sleeping right now but will be awakened in about 4 hours to eat the big carbo-loading breakfast and begin their preparations. I am feeling healthy - no flu bug - and I'm ready to go! I'll be updating my log periodically today. You can also track my progress today at http://www.santanorad.org/

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Christmas Eve Eve

Christmas Eve Eve... The Eve of THE Eve.... December 23rd.

Last night's test run went well. We had a few minor issues and identified some route adjustments but overall it was very successful.

As far as today goes... all I can say is "Wow". 2 hours of sleep and then it was back to full speed. It was an exciting morning. I knew as soon as the alarm went off that it was about to be a mad rush to the Christmas Eve finish line. It's 24 hours a day right through the final delviery.

I made a few mall appearances today and the malls were absolutely packed! Even more so than last year. I guess it is because the Eve of THE Eve fell on a Saturday. Tomorrow will be even crazier. Don't go out there if you don't have to. And if you do... well, Dori was scolding me (and all other men, for that matter) for last minute shopping... Geez!

In addition to the mall appearances, I also had staff meetings, a few media appearances, parades, and a brief tour of the production, distribution, and replenishment centers. I can tell you after the tours and staff meetings that overall readiness is very good. It may be the best we have been in the last two decades. 2006 is going to be a very good Christmas!

Well, I'm going to enjoy a nice late dinner with Mrs. Claus in a few hours (closer to 11pm), then at the stroke of midnight, Operation Christmas Eve officially kicks in. I'm not going to be the only one going non-stop... Mrs. Claus basically orchestrates the entire Christmas Eve operation from the North Pole. She is the one at the command center who calls all the shots. Jingle, as my Chief of Staff, plays a critical role in overseeing the execution of the night's operational plan but Mrs. Claus is in charge overall. She keeps an eye on the big picture, sets the priorities for the night, and approves any changes to plan. Alot of TV shows picture her handing over a scarf and admonishing me to be careful as I leave and then meeting me with hot chocolate and cookies upon my return. The silliness of the suggestion that I'd even consider another cup of hot chocolate or cookies after a night of feasting on it at virtually every house aside, Mrs. Claus is actually in the Command Center, focused on the night's activities. The night's operation doesn't end when the sleigh touches down at the North Pole. The operation is officially underway until we have verified all the gifts were delivered to their intended destinations, the sleigh is moved to the hangar, the reindeer are fed & examined by our medical teams, and all Centers except the Command Center are shut-down for the night. I am typically at home and waiting for Mrs. Claus with hot chocolate and cookies when she gets home.

Speaking of getting home, I've got a few emails to answer and a phone call to make before I go meet Mrs Claus for that late dinner. Have a good night.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Deadline Day & Blizzards

The deadline for requests is quickly approaching. In just a few short hours, time will be up. There are a few extra hours for those of you that choose to use text messaging and/or email.

Toy production is in full swing. Bo reports that we're actually slightly ahead of schedule today, even given the extra orders we had to fulfill with a last minute increase on the "nice list" (Note: the nice list grew by 3% overnight. We typically see a 1% increase each night of the final week. We are not sure of the reason for the unexpected uptick but the research team is exploring a couple of different hypothesis. In the meantime, Mrs. Claus says we should not care why... we should just be happy and celebrate it. Of course, that's easy for her to say... she doesn't have to scramble to make additional toys.)

The weather in Denver over the last couple of days has impacted us on multiple fronts. First, I've had to cancel several mall appearances there. We could fly into that kind of weather but local authorities requested that we stay away as they didn't want people out braving the weather to see me. It is just too dangerous. And obviously we thought it was best to respect that wish. Secondly, we had a major toy shipment on a cargo plane there. We had to dispatch Rudolph along with one of our best reindeer teams to pick it up. And finally, we have a Replenishment Center near there. We lost communications with the center for the first 24 hours. That was restored but we are not able to get any product into the center by traditional means of transport. All of our reindeer teams have been making shuttle runs to the Rocky Mountain Replenishment Center for the past three days. It has strained the system but Jingle is confident we'll be ready for Christmas Eve.

Well... I have a lot more I wish I could share with you but we're conducting a test run tonight with the top reindeer team. I have to go or I'll be late. Keep your eyes in the skies if you are up tonight.... you just may see us. And don't wait to get that request in... you just have a few hours.

Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Four Shopping Days Until Christmas

I purchased Mrs. Claus' present yesterday. I've been searching for just the right gift for some time now. You can probably imagine that she is not the easiest person in the world to buy a gift for. My basic ground rules are avoid clothes (I can't remember the sizes & my fashion sense is questionable at best), avoid appliances (I'm not sure why.. they seem practical enough for me but Mrs. Claus has told me with no lack of clarity that I am not to give her appliances for Christmas), avoid food (it goes bad), avoid live animals (too messy), get her something she doesn't already have, and try to surprise her. Take all of those variables out of the equation and it gets challenging fairly quickly. Anyway... I was about to give up hope and there it was... in a little specialty shop at a mall in Kansas City. I saw it as I was making my way from the roof-top landing pad to the "meet & greet" area in the center of the mall. I'd love to tell you what it is is but Mrs. Claus does occasionally read the blog and it would ruin the surprise. But trust me... she is going to LOVE this.

Speaking of shopping for gifts, remember that the request deadline this year is at 11:59pm, Friday, December 22nd. There are some exceptions for email & text messages... you can read the details on my 12/03/06 post.

Today was typical of the final crunch week. Alot of meetings and conference calls to deal with last minute fires. A couple of countries revoked their air traffic clearance unexpectedly, another toy manufacturer missed a key delivery date, and the newest weather reports are creating a complete re-assessment of our planned routes (which, in turn, impacts our replenishment strategy and placement of product at each Replenishment Center). And of course, there were all of the mall & special event appearances. I'm not sure if it is the magical spirit of Christmas or the fact that we've simply grown used to it, but nobody seems to panic or get grouchy... we just deal with it. By the end of the day, we had most every issue resolved or adequately mitigated.

We are definitely in crunch week though. Jingle, the rest of the senior staff, and I are all running on adrenaline at this point. In fact, I am not sleeping tonight. Instead, I'm off to inspect the Replenishment Centers with Ollie and Jingle. We'll visit each one tonight to assess their readiness before we begin ramping up shipments to them over the next couple of days. We'll be back in time for the morning production meeting. So I'd better get moving on over to the Flight Operations Center before I'm late.

Good night, all!

Monday, December 18, 2006

Final Stretch

It is hard to believe that Christmas is one week away. In one week, I'll be enjoying Christmas Dinner with Mrs. Claus and celebrating the completion of yet another Christmas Eve operation. The time has really slipped up on me this year. Maybe it is because we did so many things a little bit later this year... the ramp-up of full operations was delayed a couple days, the Christmas decorations around the North Pole waited until the 1st of December, and the Christmas party was a week later.

But this is one of my favorite times... the final week of preparations! While the Christmas Eve work will "officially" get underway right at 12:01am on Saturday, December 24th; however, my preparations will start when I wake up around 3am on the 23rd and simply continue through. The final push will include tune-ups on the sleigh, proper meals for the reindeer team, last minute delivery of product to the replenishment & staging points, and final updates to the naughty-nice list. Just before nightfall at the dateline, I will lift off from the flight operations center and the Christmas Eve journey will be underway. But much work - and in many ways - the hardest work will occur in the next few days leading up to the 24th. We continue to receive & review letters (deadline is 11:59pm Dec 22nd) that are then entered into the system as customer orders. The customer orders are translated into production orders for the toys that will be manufactured by North Pole Inc. or it's outsourced manufacturing partners. All remaining toy requests are translated from customer orders to purchase orders in order to be procured from other suppliers. Product will then be manufactureed or procured. Once we have acquired the product, either through procurement or production, it is stored in the warehouse. On the 22nd and 23rd, we will begin to pick, sort, and pack the product for the individual customer orders (i.e. your requests). The product for each customer is sorted and packed into an individual Santa sack for each person. At that point, an RFID tag is applied to the bag that identifies the name and address of the intended owner. We used to use printed tags - and before that hand written tags - but the new RFID tags allow us to take 2 less elves along for the ride, thus increasing our capacity and reducing the number of required replenishment stops. Meanwhile, we are tracking global weather and building our final flight plan options. And of course the number of required public appearances - malls, parades, sporting events, talk shows, etc - spikes. But the whole place seems to be energized by the challenge rather than overwhelmed. It is an amazing sight.

I mentioned that the Christmas party was a week later than we traditionally hold it. Yesterday was the big Christmas party and it was a blast! There were no details spared with carolers, choirs, and top musical artists performing Christmas music through out the house. The food was phenonmenal... a buffet of creative global fusion cooking unlike I've ever seen... a result of the world's best chefs collaborating to create a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience for this year's North Pole Christmas Party. I am most happy to report that we broke last year's record amount of pledges to help out with gifts for needy children. We had great attendance and I believe everyone that was here - CEOs, heads of state, and celebrities - gave sacrificially. The best gift I can give any of you is the advice to find a charity or needy family near you this Christmas and ask you to give (a few clothes, food, toys, etc). The joy you get from giving will be greater than anything I can give you. You know, even I... Santa Claus... and the great group of elves, reindeer, volunteers, and strategic partners can not do everything. We need your help to make every child's Christmas cheerful. And that is really what our annual North Pole Christmas party is all about.

That's enough for tonight. I've got a staff meeting in a few minutes to review the latest routes & weather reports. Good night all!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Three Years Old

I have shared this story of my "First" Christmas before but I have had several requests in my email inbox to repeat it again this year. I hope you enjoy it. Merry Christmas! - Love, Santa.

The first Christmas I remember was when I was 3 years old. I lived with my father and mother near the small village of Drobak. My father was an exiled king. Before I was born, he had ruled a kingdom that stretches across much of what is now Germany. Soon after my mother became pregnant with me, my father's younger brother, who had been the next in line for the throne, conspired with a neighboring king to overthrow my father. Fearing for the life of my mother and me, my father fled to Norway.Though my father remained extremely wealthy, having escaped with much of the family treasures, we lived like paupers so as not to draw attention to ourselves. Our house was just outside the Village. My father had built it with his own hands. It was probably the first thing he had ever built. It was small, drafty, and almost perptually dark as it sat under the deep cover of the forest... the only warmth coming from a stone fireplace and the only light from htat fire and the candles my mother had made. Yet when we were all there together, it somehow seemed to glow with warmth.Back then, there was no Santa Claus (obviously!) to bring presents, no Christmas parades, no Christmas parties, no Sales at the mall, no TV Holiday Specials, no Christmas carols, nor gift giving. There were certainly no Christmas lights. In fact, the only semblance of a decoration for most families at that time was a small tree. Traditionally, a small tree was cut each year and brought inside on Christmas Eve to be decorated by the family. As you can tell, our Christmases were pretty "bare" by today's standards.From that 'first' Christmas, aged 3, I remember getting in the sleigh right after we finished decorating our tree on Christmas Eve. We traveled several kilometers through the woods to the closest church. I remember my father crying - a small tear running down his cheek - as the priest told the story of how God had sent His only Son to the world - not as a prince but as a poor baby sleeping in rags in a stable - in order to save the very people that no longer believed in God. After the service, he knelt and prayed for the longest time. I do not know until this day what he prayed but as I now look back, I can imagine that he gave thanks and prayed that he would have the strength to be an example of that kind of love.It was dark by the time we started our trip back home. We stopped several times. Each time my father would jump out of his seat, pull something from the sleigh, and bound through the snow towards a nearby cabin. As I grew older, and after many years of the same stops, I figured out that my father was leaving small bags of gold coins at the doors of those most needy. The next morning, the residents would wake up to find the coins at their doorstep and their quality of life changed forever. Never again would they wonder where the next meal would come. No one ever expected it to be my father and that was exactly how he wanted it.I fell quickly asleep once we returned home. As I would every Christmas after that until I moved out, I awoke to the sounds of people chattering excitedly about Christmas morning. The smell of pancakes and hot cider permeated the air. Most of the villagers were gathering at our house. We didn't have much space, but somehow, almost everyone squeezed into that small, 1-room home for a delicious Christmas morning breakfast that my mom had stayed up all night to prepare. She did not want anyone to be alone on Christmas Day. She told me that morning that she believed Christmas was a day of Hope, intended to be spent rejoicing with friends and family rather than focusing on every day trials.I will never forget that Christmas, though I was merely 3 years old. At the time I did not know it, but this was our annual Christmas tradition. My father never stopped weeping at the Christmas story. And he never stopped giving anonymously to those in need. And my mother never stopped hosting the village in our home on Christmas Day. As I grow older, I realize that my parents lived life, and approached every decision, with that same spirit of Christmas. The lessons they have taught me, will never leave me. I only pray to set the same example of selfless giving that my father & mother set before me.Merry Christmas, all!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Feeling Good And In The Spirit

I really haven't felt at 100% since coming down with "Billy's Bug", but this morning I woke up as soon as the alarm went off (no hitting the snooze button or Mrs. Claus having to nudge me off the side of bed) and I felt great. I was completely refreshed even though I only had a little over two hours of sleep. By the time I had finished my cup of Christmas blend coffee, watched BBC news, and scanned a few newspapers, I was full of energy.

As I strolled across the Village Square to the morning production meeting, I couldn't help but feel that magical Christmas spirit engulf me. It sent chills down my spine. I just wanted to dance and/or hug everyone I saw. The Christmas lights seemed brighter. The Christmas tree in the center of the square taller and greener. The Christmas carols were more joyous. The Christmas bells were louder. It was fantastic. And the feeling has stuck with me all day.

At the Production meeting, Bo reported a "yellow" status. Yellow status indicates that there are potential issues and the team is in the process of identifying a mitigation plan. Green status indicates all is on track. Red means there are severe issues and immediate help is required. In this case, production was 5% behind schedule. Bo is confident they can make this up -- in fact, this is fairly typical for mid-December; however, after learning of several "short" deliveries from key toy manufacturers, we had to boost our own toy production plans. As such, Bo is also trying to plan in an additional 250,000 units above and beyond catching up on the 5% schedule slip. The plan is in progress and should be completed by tomorrow morning.

After the production meeting, it was a typical day of global mall appearances followed by a state dinner in a central-Asia country that is still holding back air space permissions for Christmas Eve. I believe we made good progress at the dinner and should have a deal signed by the weekend.

After returning to the North Pole, I attended the full staff meeting. We reviewed the latest naughty & nice list, high-level production & procurement plans, and several proposed flight plans based on our various naughty-nice distribution scenarios. I can assure you that we have solid options in place. It is looking good for Christmas Eve.

After staff, I retreated back to my home office, which is where I'm at now, to answer email, update the blog, and conduct a video conference interview with an Italian television station.' As I finish this up, I believe I'll hit the sack so I can be ready for another busy day tomorrow.

Good night.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Small Talk, Tall Tales, & Too Much Food

Tonight was the annual CEO Summit. Every December I meet with the CEOs of the major toy manufacturers over dinner. The meeting is purely social in that we do not have any formal agenda items scheduled; however, given the commercial relationship between North Pole Inc. and the manufacturers as well as the competitive relationship between the manufacturers themselves, it is a stretch to call it "friendly". We definitely all have our "game faces" on. Candidly, I dread the dinner every year. Without fail, the dynamics always lead us to two hours of meaningless, surface level small talk... that is until the competitive nature of these CEOs kicks in. Then its a game of one-upmanship. The tales get more and more far-fetched. Don't get me wrong... these CEOs are great story tellers and they are so passionate in the way they tell their stories of glory & achievement that the average person would be likely to believe even the most ridiculous yarns. The problem with this scenario though is that I'm Santa Claus and I have a crack intelligence team watching all the time to confirm the naughty & nice list. The first year I fell for many of these stories but Jingle did some research and quickly de-bunked two-thirds of tales. Now I just sit back and enjoy the tales for what they are.

This year - tonight - we held the dinner in Dubai. Incredible food. The stories were as compelling as ever... and just as every bit untrue. I ate way too much but otherwise it was the typical CEO summit until the end. That was when one of the CEOs (who will go un-named) pulled me to the side and insisted that he know whether he was on the naughty or nice list. Policy, of course, prevents me from sharing that information. I respectfully declined to answer the question. He got louder. Then he put his finger in my face. I was thinking, at that point, I'm pretty sure he has cemented his place on the naughty list, regardless of which list he was on a the beginning of the night. Finally, his own security detail had to pull him away and escort him out of the restaurant. Jingle, who witnessed the whole incident, has already picked out a nice big lump of coal for the CEO.

I did learn that the TMX Elmos are going to be in extremely short supply. I had attempted to negotiate a deal for priority allocation but was unable to make it happen. If it is on your list this year, I can not guarantee that I'm going to be able to fulfill the request. Anyway, it is good to be back home and have a full year between me and the next CEO Summit.

Back From Operation Southern Cross

Hi All!

I just arrived back from Operation Southern Cross moments ago. It was a very long week but rewarding & productive. I apologize for not staying up to date on my entries but I was working until the wee hours each morning. When I did have a free moment or two, it was always when we were back at our "undisclosed location" in the southern hemisphere and I did not have internet access.

I'm going to go see if I can catch Mrs. Claus under the mistletoe as I haven't seen her in a week. I'll update you tomorrow on the latest happenings. In the meantime, have a good night.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A Sick Santa Is Not A Pretty Santa

I have been virtually out of commission the past few days. It started with a couple of days of headaches that just wouldn't seem to go away. Then the stomach problems (don't ask for details). Then that aching, weak feeling you get in your legs when your fever spikes. Then chills. I was able to push through until yesterday. I worked from home... from bed, actually... all day yesterday. I even teleconferenced into the staff meeting just across the village square at HQ yesterday. After thinking about it some more, I am pretty sure I caught it from Billy (read my Nov 27th post). Thank goodness I have Mrs. Claus & Jingle to keep this place running!

I was back up to speed today. It's a good thing as I had a lot of catch-up work to do before I leave in the morning. The next couple of days are going to be extremely busy as I am going to make a number of appearances across South America, Australia, New Zealand, and Africa on Wednesday through Sunday. While I will still make appearances in Asia, Europe, and North America, this focus on the southern hemisphere (dubbed "Operation Southern Cross") will result in me working out of a base at an undisclosed location south of the equator. So my blog may go until late this weekend without an update.... we'll see what kind of time I have. I'm expecting only about 2 hours of available sleep time each night and little, if any, break or free time in the schedule.

I'll try to keep in touch so check back in!

Sunday, December 03, 2006

REQUEST DEADLINE: 11:59 PM DECEMBER 22

Press Release
For Immediate Release

REQUEST DEADLINE ANNOUNCED

11:59pm on Friday, December 22nd is the requested deadline for letters to Santa. Santa and the entire North Pole team love making the wishes and dreams of children real. As such, letters will be recieved and processed on a good faith effort after the 11:59pm deadline; however, for best results, you should plan to have your letter arive prior to the deadline.

The requested deadlines for email and/or text message letters is four hours later at 4:00am on Saturday, December 23rd.


Friday, December 01, 2006

100 Things About Me

100. I am known by many names - Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, St. Nicholas, St. Nick, etc.
99. I live at the North Pole
98. I am Norwegian
97. My favorite food is Pizza
96. My favorite dessert is Ice Cream
95. My favorite marathon is the Boston Marathon
94. I love football
93. I am deeply in love with my wife, Mrs. Claus
92. I vacation in Hawaii every "off-season"
91. I secretly wish I could be on Survivor (It just wouldn't be fair for me to be on Amazing Race) 90. My annual salary, bonus, and other compensation is zero dollars. This is volunteer work.
89. I sneak away from my security detail to participate in extreme sports.
88. I once bowled a 300 game.
87. I once shot a 72... on 9 holes. I am not much of a golfer.
86. I love Starbucks Christmas blend.
85. I have a fear of flying... commercially. Not via reindeer.
84. I do almost all the cooking for Mrs. Claus and myself January through October.
83. If I were to have a second job, I would want to be a school teacher.
82. My father was a king.
81. I speak 11 languages and am learning a 12th. I use a translator for all other languages.
80. I play the piano
79. I paint. Oils... no water color.
78. I have had dinner with every American President.
77. I refuse to celebrate my birthday. I'd just rather not think about it.
76. I am very shy.
75. I dabble in day trading.
74. I do not have a drivers' license.
73. I bristle at political correctness. Why can we not just be ourselves and respect each other for who we are rather than putting up a facade?
72. I have lived in three different countries.
71. My favorite color is not red. It is blue.
70. I have a horse named "Trigger".
69. I have a dog - a German Shepard - named Joe.
68. I read every single name on the naughty list.
67. I just quickly skim the nice list.
66. I lip-sync when I am out caroling or singing in the choir. I can't sing and I don't want anyone to hear how poorly I sing.
65. I am still a rookie blogger. I just started last season.
64. I realize, working my way back from 100 to 1, that thinking of 100 things to tell people about my self is actually quite challenging.
63. I will record and watch all the college football bowl games. I record them to DVD and can watch them on the sleigh while I'm in transit.
62. I had a broken arm on Christmas Eve 2005. First serious accident ever. Happened in a chimney in Hopkinton.
61. My birthday is December 25th. What a coincidence, eh?
60. My PR in the marathon is a few seconds over 2 hours 58 minutes.
59. I always round down on my training & race times.
58. I always round up on my training distances.
57. Typical weight gain for me on Christmas Eve is 51 pounds. All the cookies, egg nog, etc.
56. Typical weight loss in January is 28 pounds. I lose the rest in February.
55. My current weight is 245 (I also round down to the the nearest "5" on weight).
54. I'm considering starting a podcast for next year.
53. Despite have appeared on virtually every morning and late night talk show, I have never been invited to be on the Oprah Winfrey Show.
52. Even in the off-season, I only sleep 4-6 hours a night.
51. I fly over North Korea every year without airspace consent. What are they going to do?
50. I am a chef. Cooking is one of my great passions.
49. I live and work at the North Pole in order to maintain security and privacy.
48. I honestly do not know why I was chosen to have the powers of Santa Claus bestowed upon me. I don't ask. I'm just grateful.
47. I married a woman 10 years younger than me.
46. My favorite new TV show this season is Friday Night Lights.
45. I eat yogurt 3x a day. Love the stuff.
44. I joined a fantasy football league this year. Only because some of the elves talked me into. It's fun but I don't think I'm going to sign up again.
43. My favorite soccer team? Toss up between Man Utd and PSV Eindhoven
42. My favorite soccer player? Ronaldinho
41. I start everyday with a cup of coffee.
40. My standard coffee drink? Starbucks Venti Non-fat Almond Latte
39. My best Christmas ever... 1965. Can't top it.
38. I really would like a set of decent ear plugs for my Nano. Such a great, innovative product and lousy earplugs.
37. It's a Christmas Tree. Not a Holiday Tree. I'm not (a) offended by your holiday symbols nor am I (b) attempting to take over your holiday symbols. Please leave mine alone. It's a matter of respect.
36. I have daily subscriptions to 73 newspapers representing 52 nations on 6 continents.
35. My favorite Christmas tradition? Chimney diving. Ok, ok... besides Chimney diving? Mrs. Claus' ginger bread cookies.
34. My favorite Christmas carol is "Silent Night, Holy Night".
33. A favorite Christmas song that I might not readily admit to a five year old... "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer..."
32. My Nike+ powersong is "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day
31. I have done a fair amount of post-graduate work. I have a Masters of Business Administration as well as a Masters in SupplyChain Studies
30. My undergraduate degree, which I received well into my old age (and at a European University that will not be named), is in Theology
29. I am a Dallas Cowboys fan. And before you ask... yes, Terrell Owens is on the naughty list.
28. Mrs. Claus & I do not have children of our own.
27. I have three sisters and two brothers. I am the oldest child.
26. Blitzen is my favorite reindeer.
25. Jingle is my best friend (not including Mrs. Claus, of course).
24. Rosie O'Donnell really annoys me.
23. I have been stuck in a chimney. More times than I care to admit. Blitzen carries retrieval equipment in the sleigh.
22. Despite all the myths, I do not possess any supernatural powers. I'm just an average guy. I don't know why I have lived so long. From the aches & pains I feel most mornings when I get out of bed, I'm pretty sure my body is not immortal, even if my spirit is....
21. I have been known to slip in a quick nap or two along my Christmas Eve journey. I just catch few winks on the couch closest to the tree.
20. I have every house scouted for hidden video cameras before I enter. Don't even think about trying to catch me on film.
19. I work-out every day. Weights, running, and/or ab work. I have to stay in shape (I know... it doesn't look like it...) in order to maintain the pace.
18. Yes.. I do stop in every country. So far, there's at least 1 person in each country that believes in Santa.
17. I think TiVo is the greatest invention ever.
16. I despise gift cards. Very impersonal. I'll give 'em if that's what you want, but....
15. I sign every letter that I send out to children.
14. As much as I love & leverage technology, I still prefer to send a handwritten letter when possible.
13. 13 is my favorite number. Not my lucky number... I don't believe in luck. Good or bad.
12. My favorite gift to give.... it's a three-way tie... first train set, first doll, and first bike. No other gifts truly excite kids like those three gifts do.
11. I still make a few toys each year. Only about a 100. Look for my signature to see if you receive one of the 100 that I personally made.
10. Thanks to my intelligence team, I know many of history's deepest secrets. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to share them as such a blatant disregard for confidentiality would jeopardize the entire Christmas Eve tradition.
9. I had a tattoo in the 70s. But I had it removed in the 80s.
8. I didn't grow the big white beard until the 1930s.
7. I secretly check my "Q" factor every so often. I shouldn't care but.... well, I do...
6. I snore. At least that's what Mrs. Claus says.
5. I get nervous before I speak publicly.
4. I watch all of the traditinal Christmas specials every year... ranging from classic movies like Holiday Inn to cartoons such as A Peanuts Christmas. I mostly watch them on the sleigh while I'm in transit. Its the only chance I have.
3. I have blue eyes and my hair was light brown before it turned white-gray.
2. It took me almost 2 months to complete a list of 100 things about me. Seriously, who really wants to know that much about Santa?
1. I am Santa Claus

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