North America
I am currently in US Airspace and enjoying the escort of two fighter jets, courtesy of NORAD and the USAF. We are finishing up our deliveries just outside Yarmouth, Maine and shortly will head to our next Replenishment Center in New Hampshire. The night has had its challenges but we are getting back on track. Cupid joined us in Nova Scotia and we are now only about 12 minutes behind schedule. We had a little confusion regarding the flight plan crossing the Atlantic. As a result, several of the trans-Atlantic routes had to be diverted. And we continue to experience technical difficulties with the uplinks... communications back to the command center have been prioritized due to this... so, some of my updates may experience a slight delay. But I encourage you to keep reading.
Mrs. Claus and the North Pole team have confirmed a 100% delivery rate for Asia and the Pacific countries now that all children in that region have recieved their deliveries. The North Pole Command Center also reports that as children are starting to awaken across Europe, the call center lines are starting to light up and the positive reports are flowing in. Kids along the eastern US seaboard, please be on alert that I will be arriving at your location shortly. Time to go to bed.
North Pole Inc. Webmaster Note: Santa's Updates Are Currently Being Posted On A Slightly Delayed Basis (approx 30 min) Due To Technical Difficulties With The Satellite Uplinks. Remember You Can Also Track Santa At www.santanorad.org

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