God Bless The USA!

I am currently in US Airspace and enjoying the escort of two fighter jets, courtesy of NORAD and the USAF. We are finishing up our deliveries just outside Lincoln, Nebraska and shortly will head to our next Replenishment Center in northwest Nebraska.

The night has gone well though we are about 6 minutes behind schedule. We had a little confusion regarding the flight plan crossing the Atlantic. As a result, a couple of jumbo jets on trans-Atlantic routes had to be diverted.

Mrs. Claus and the North Pole team have confirmed a 100% delivery rate for Asia and the Pacific countries now that all children in that region have recieved their deliveries. The North Pole Command Center also reports that as children are starting to awaken across Europe, the call center lines are starting to light up and the positive reports are flowing in.

Kids west of the Rockies in North America and all of South America, please be on alert that I will be arriving at your location shortly. Time to go to bed.